• When I was waiting for the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling.
    Nodding to me, she said, “Thank god my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found
    a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When I sat in
    the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained,
    “Oh that was my Mother.”
  • Who has the most risky job in Transylvania? Dracula’s dentist.
  • A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor,
    I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
  • Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist? Son: Of course!
    He wasn’t there anyway!
  • A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want
    a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman
    said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”
    The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,”
    he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him
    your tooth, dear.”
  • Man: “Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars” Woman: “Because they gleam and
    sparkle” Man: “No, because they come out at night!”

Did you Know?


  • An average person spends 38.5 days brushing teeth over a lifetime.
  • Shark’s teeth are literally as hard as steel.
  • An Elephant’s tooth can weigh over 6 pounds and measures one foot across.
  • Egyptians were among the first dentists. Some mummies have teeth filled with a kind
    of resin and malachite. In other mummies, gold wire has been used to bind loose
  • A third of the population squeeze their toothpaste tube from the middle.
  • Women smile about 62 times a day compared to men who smile eight times a day on
  • Kids laugh around 400 times a day while grown-ups just 15
  • Did you know Hollywood heartthrob James Dean had a bridge in his upper front teeth?
  • A tooth that has been knocked out starts to die within 15 minutes, but if you put
    it in milk or hold it in your mouth it will survive longer.
  • Each person’s set of teeth is unique much like their figerprints. Even identical
    twins do not have exactly the same set of teeth.
  • The second most common disease in the United States is tooth decay. The first is
    the common cold.
  • Did you know that George Washington’s dentures were not made from wood? They were
    made from walrus, hippopotamus, and cow’s teeth, as well as elephant tusks.
  • Those who are calorie conscious, a 60-second kiss burns 26 calories!